Jim'll fix it for Big Brother

In yet another half-ass'd attempt to boost flagging ratings, the makers of Big Brother have come up with their "master plan".
Leeds legend Sir Jimmy Saville will make a cameo apperance over the weekend and in a slight twist, Sir Jimmy will only be allowed to leave once he has "fixed it" for one of the contestants.
Now, those of you that remember Jimmy Saville's show will know what I mean by the term "fixed it", but for those of you that don't, let me explain.
Jimmy Saville used to present a show in the late 80's - early 90's called "Jim 'll fix it", where thousands of kids in the UK wrote in every year so they can get to see Jimmy's horrifying tracksuits. In return for scaring them for life with his disgusting wardrobe, Jim would grant a wish to the child in question. Usually this was stuff like "fly in a hot-air balloon", "read the weather" or "lift the FA Cup". If you asked Jim to sort you out with page 3 model or a winning Lottery ticket, then you'd probably be disapointed.
If you were subjected to Saville's blinding colour clashes, at least you got to wear a disgusting medal that would even make the jewellry manager at Argos vomit:

Anyhoo, Sir Jimmy will be allowed to run riot in the Big Brother house, with his nasty tracksuits, cuban cigars and chunky gold necklaces and will be allowed to "fix it" for one lucky contestant.
But wait a minute, I thought Jim wasn't "fixin' it" anymore, and if he is, surely he's got a huge backlog of letters from youngsters who he hasn't got round to yet? What makes these "celebrities" think they can jump to the front of the queue?
So back off Marsh! Get lost Rodman! Sling yer hook Galloway! Jimmy still owes me a private theme park and a lifetime's supply of Cadbury's creme eggs!