You might remember some time ago, I mentioned how
Well today, Mr Darling came back up North to face the wrath of the loiners. He'd very proudly announced that he'd turn one of the busiest stretches of motorway in the country into a "high occupancy lane".
Basically, what that means is that unless you have two or more people in your car, driving between
He spoke this morning of reducing the number of bottlenecks on our roads which cause the congestion problems that we end up with and his idea new involved making even more bottlenecks. Essentially he plans on shutting off a one mile stretch of the M62 to anyone with just one person in their car which by his logic, would mean that we’d all save around 8 minutes on our journeys. Why it’s only a one mile stretch you’d have to ask him, but basically he’s spending £2.5m on a bit of white paint.
Mr Darling was, for some reason, particularly proud of his new ill-thought out idea but after all, our Alistair is a strange character. Firstly, he has the most silver hair you have ever seen yet, despite this, his eyebrows look like two slugs that have been stuck to his forehead. They are unbelievably black.
Secondly, for some inexplicable reason, he thought it’d be a good idea to put a bus lane on the M4, despite the fact that no buses use the M4.
I’ll raise a glass to the Council worker who released that statement. It might not get us the Supertram, but it’ll show Darling up for an even bigger idiot than he already is.
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I still think my swearing version releases more frustrations :)
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