Missing Prisoners

News is out today that our esteemed leaders have absolutely no idea how many prisoners have escaped from prison.






Apparently, around 700 inmates have gone AWOL in the past year but they have no idea who those 700 are or where they've ended up. And as daft as it sounds, there's no electronic record available to log lost lags but never fear, one is on the way (no doubt one which will develop thousands of bugs, be as secure as an open prison and will be outsourced to a tin-pot IT firm)

Perhaps there's even more irony given another high-profile escape this week.