The female mind

You know the scene; you go for a night out and head to a bar in the city centre. The music's playing, you can't hear your mobile phone and come the morning, you get plenty of unjustified stick from someone who tried to call you at 2:00am.




Even if you have your phone in your pocket and set it on vibrate, you still don't realise that it's ringing.

That doesn't work with women though. For some reason, and I can't figure out why, women seem to know exactly when their phones are bleeping away whilst it's stuck at the bottom of their handbag. Presmuably they are all implanted with a bluetooth brain chip at birth - I honestly don't know.

Still, that same ability obviously went AWOL when one of our group realised her phone went missing.

We tried to see the funny side.